It's Dennis' birthday in 2 days time and I've decided to bake him his all-time favourite chocolate cake. One thing he really dislikes is when I try to sneak in something fruity. Once it was mandarins, another time it was apricot, but most other times its whichever fruit is available in the fridge. The worst ones, or so Dennis claims, are those with tiny seeds like raspberry or passionfruit. He insists that they disrupt the consumption process and thus enjoyment of the cake.
Anyhow, this cake is meant for him, no raspberries, no strawberries, nor passionfruit, nor apricots, just chocolate and chocolate only. Well okay, its got a wee bit of coffee but I'm sure he'll fancy it more than the fruits.